Guitarist Jokes

Q: How can you tell a guitarist is at your door?
A: By the Dominos Pizza Hat

Q: How do you improve the aerodymanics of a guitarist’s car?
A: Take the Domino’s Pizza sign off the roof.

Q: What do a guitar solo and premature ejaculation have in common?
A: You know it’s coming and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Q: How do you get two guitar players to play in perfect unison?
A: Shoot One.

Q: What would a guitarist do if he won a million dollars?
A: Continue to play gigs until the money ran out.

Q: How do you get guitarist to turn down?
A: Put sheet music in front of him.

Q: What do you say to a guitarist in a 3 PC Suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise.

Q: Did you hear about the guitarist who was in tune?
A: Neither have I.

Q: What’s the difference between a Lead Guitarist and the PLO?
A: You can negotiate with the PLO.

Q: How does a Lead Guitarist change a light bulb?
A: He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

Q: In the 23rd Century, how mny guitarists will it take to change a light source?
A: 5 — One to do it and 4 to reminisce how much better the old tubes were.

Q: What’s black and blue and laying in a ditch?
A: A guitarist who’d told too many drummer jokes.

Q: What’s the difference between a guitar player and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: What’s the difference between a guitarist and a mutal fund?
A: One matures.

Q: What’s the definition of a minor 2nd?
A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison

Q: How do you make a guitarists eys’s light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in his ear.

2 guys were walking down the street. One was destitute. The other was a guitarist as well.

What came 1st the ego or the guitar?


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